Official LEZ Card

Sale price Price $24.95 Regular price

Fully customizable—and with the ability to be sent anonymously—an Official LEZ Card makes the perfect addition to any dyke's wallet.

How can you call yourself a true card carrying homosexual without an Official LEZ Card? Maybe your coming out card got lost in the mail—or you forgot to order it altogether. Either way, it's time to fix your mistake and join the club.

Flash your card the next time an annoying boy hits on you or when you need to talk to the manager at the local hardware store, yet again. With an Official LEZ Card, you need not waste your time with incompetent employees.

Some women may also need a little bit of help emerging from the closet; an Official LEZ Card might be just what the doctor ordered. Help them easily and efficiently explain their newfound interest in fish to friends and family.

*MEMBER SINCE date can be whatever you want, but it is typically either the date that the Cardholder "came out" or their date of birth.

**EACH CARD is mailed to the Shipping Address in a nondescript white envelope. Inside, the card is affixed to a welcome letter (including the Custom Message, if applicable).

***TO SEND ANONYMOUSLY OR AS A GIFT, simply input the recipient's address into the Shipping Address field during Checkout. Your email address, phone number, and billing info does NOT appear anywhere on the card, envelope, or welcome letter. Please input YOUR Billing Address during Checkout.

****IF ORDERING MORE THAN ONE CARD, each card will be individually enveloped as above and mailed to the Shipping Address. If you would like cards to be mailed to multiple addresses, please complete each order as a separate transaction OR provide mailing addresses for all cards in the Special Instructions section during Checkout.