Official V-Card

Sale price Price $24.95 Regular price $0.00

Fully customizable—and with the ability to be sent anonymously—an Official V-Card makes the perfect addition to any Virgin's wallet.

How can you call someone a Virgin if they don't have an Official V-Card? Maybe their card got lost in the mail when they were born—or their parents forgot to order it altogether. Either way, it's time to fix the mistake and make them an official member of the club.

Some people may need a little bit of help admitting they haven't experienced all that life has to offer; an Official V-Card might be just what the doctor ordered. Help them easily and efficiently explain their complete and utter lack of sexual knowledge and experience to friends and family.

Cardholders can flash their card any time they want to try for pity sex, or they can offer it up to the highest bidder—assuming someone actually wants it. With an Official V-Card, the whole world will know what you HAVEN'T done yet!

*MEMBER SINCE date can be whatever you want, but it is typically either the date that the Cardholder "came out" or their date of birth.

**EACH CARD is mailed to the Shipping Address in a nondescript white envelope. Inside, the card is affixed to a welcome letter (including the Custom Message, if applicable).

***TO SEND ANONYMOUSLY OR AS A GIFT, simply input the recipient's address into the Shipping Address field during Checkout. Your email address, phone number, and billing info does NOT appear anywhere on the card, envelope, or welcome letter. Please input YOUR Billing Address during Checkout.

****IF ORDERING MORE THAN ONE CARD, each card will be individually enveloped as above and mailed to the Shipping Address. If you would like cards to be mailed to multiple addresses, please complete each order as a separate transaction OR provide mailing addresses for all cards in the Special Instructions section during Checkout.